I took Sam to the Children's Museum this morning and...
Sam: Hey there. My name is Sam. Oh, you like talking on the phone?
Me too. Can I get your digits?
Unsuspecting Dame: You're funny, and cute. Don't hurt my heart.
Sam: Let's make out.
Unsuspecting Dame: Yes, lets.
Sam: Hey, look at these shiny round things with light coming through!
Unsuspecting Dame: Oh, my heart.
Sam: Hay Dad, that phone thing really worked.
Any babes checking me out?
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